May 2013
Reasons To Be Happy:
Dead trees still stand and so can you.
You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
nicevagina:
Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
Randonesia: Be carefully. →
randonesia:
When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…
When someone makes you laugh while drinking.
smokeporch:
sodamnrelatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
Drama-Free
